Tara noastra

Un viermisor-mama si un viermisor-pui stateau intr-un cacat.
La un moment dat viermisorul-pui intreaba: "Mama, spune-mi, e adevarat
ca noi am putea sa locuim intr-un mar?" Da, puisorul mamii, am putea,
raspunde viermisorul-mama. "Dar, spune-mi, mama", insista puiul, "am putea sa
locuim chiar si intr-o banana??!!" Da, puiule, e adevarat, am putea sa locuim
chiar si intr-o banana!" "Atunci, mama," se indigneaza dupa o secunda de
gandire viermisorul-pui, "de ce mai stam in cacatul asta?!!" Iar
viermisorul-mama raspunde: "Pentru ca asta e tara noastra, puiul mamii... !"
........................
Unul mai jerpelit intra intr-o banca. La ghiseu, ii zice fetei:
- Duduie, vreau sa depun niste cacati de bani in cacatul vostru de banca...
- Domnule, in banca noastra, noi nu permitem asemenea vocabular; il
chem pe sefu'.

- Care-i problema, domnule? intreaba sefu'.
- I-am zis duduii ca vreau sa depun niste cacati de bani in cacatul
vostru de banca...
- Despre ce suma-i vorba ?
- A, un cacat de vreo doua milioane de dolari...
- Si curva asta nu vrea sa va serveasca? ..

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