101 Things To Do When You Have No Internet

Learn a Card Trick
Play Solitaire
Learn How to Touch Type
Go Swimming
Tidy Up Your Room
Rename Your Collection of 10,000 Photos
Defragment Your Hard Drive
Go to the Gym
Go Jogging
Bake Fudge Brownies
Have a Picnic
Watch a Movie
Have a Nap
Mess Around With Photoshop
Update Your Address Book
Organize Your Documents
Lie in the Grass and Watch the Clouds
Write in a Journal
Drink 8 Cups of Water
Learn How to Cook
Learn How to Dance
Read a Book
Visit a Graveyard
Get in Touch With Old Friends
Look Through Your Old Yearbooks
Give Out Free Hugs
Figure Out the Meaning of Life
Watch TV
Organize Your Bookmarks
Arrange Your Library Using the Dewey Decimal System
Clean All the Monitors Around Your House
Play Some Sports
Count From 1 to a Million
Just Lay Back and Chill
Go to the Beach
Meditate
Walk Around Town
Get in Your Car and Keep Driving Till You Run Out of Gas
Clean Up Your Garage
Wash Your Car
Study For an Upcoming Exam
Learn How to Make an HTML Webpage
Make an HTML Webpage
Uninstall Useless Programs Taking Up Valuable Space
Play Racing Games and Lose the Race on Purpose, Every Time
Go to a Zoo
Go Outside and Take Pictures of Random People
Mow the Lawn
Open a Dictionary and Learn 100 New Words
Make a Prank Call
Type “bush hid the facts” in Notepad and Try Not to Act Amazed When it Disappears
Try Renaming a Folder Into “con”
Keep Trying…
Call a Friend and Ask Him What to Do
Find Out What All the Buttons on Your Keyboard Do
Open the Registry and Delete All the Entries Starting With the Letter “a”
Re-Install Windows Vista After You’ve Messed it Up
Slap Yourself For Using Vista in the First Place
Blame Politics and Global Warming
Open “about:robots” With Firefox and Press the “Try Again” Button
Press the “Please Do not press this button again.” Button
Ask Yourself Why It Disappears and Nothing Happens
Take a Shower
Eat Something
Treat Yourself to a Fancy Dinner
Play the Pre-Installed Games on Your Mobile
Count the Number of Cars That Pass by Your Window Each Minute
Arrange Your TV Channels
Comb Your Hair
Take Something Apart
Put it Back Together
Read Your Computer’s User Guide, For the First Time
Call Your Internet Provider
Ask them What’s Wrong With Your Connection
Understand All the Network Jargon They’re Saying
Dismiss Everything They’re Saying as Gibberish
Play a Board Game
Invite Friends Over
Read a Newspaper
Watch the News
Look in the Mirror and Try to Act Cool
Write an eBook
Do Your Homework
Buy a Metro Pass and Keep Going Back and Forth All Day Long
Smile at a Random Person on the Street
Watch Titanic For the 15th Time
Hide Behind Bushes and Scare People
Go to a Mall and Sit on a Bench While Staring at a Fixed Point for the Whole Day
Teach Your Old Dog New Tricks
Roast Marshmallows
Create Your Own Black Book
List All Your Friends and Family Members in it
Accidentally “Lose” the Book at School/Work
Ask Yourself Why You Didn’t Just Go to an Internet Cafe
Rearrange Your Desktop Icons
Synchronize All the Watches You Have
Think up a Clever List of Comebacks For Your Teacher/Boss
Open a Blank Page in Your Browser and Repeatedly Press F5
Cry Desperately
Open Videos and Images Using Notepad
Write a List of 101 Things to Do When You Have No Internet

Sursa articolului :http://www.dailycupoftech.com/2008/09/03/101-things-to-do-when-you-have-no-internet/

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