Fran Lebowitz

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

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