Ogden Nash - citate celebre
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat.
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