Stephen Leacock - Quotes
Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.
Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.
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