Citatele zilei - 5tevenw

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
What gets longer when pulled, fits between your boobs, inserts neatly into a hole and work best when jerked? A seatbelt.
It is scientifically proven that a woman can be satisfied with only 8.5cm. - and it doesn't matter if the card is Visa or MasterCard
Twitter gives me this paranoid feeling that I am being followed.
Plasters come in 2 varieties. The kind that won't stay on and the kind that won't come off.
Each day is a gift...Where do I return yesterday??


WARNING - Google is 12yrs old. In a year, when it becomes a teenager, it won't answer anything.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.



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