Green Revolution

1. Ce trebuie sa faca conducatorul auto la intalnirea acestui indicator : a) sa behaie b) sa mulga vaca c) nu are nici o obligatie deoarece indicatorul este adresat vacilor 2. Care va sunt obligatiile daca, circuland pe drumul public, intalniti indicatorul alaturat: a) sa va verificati de urgenta mail-ul b) sa trageti pe dreapta la cel mai apropiat “Internet Cafe” c) sa nu circulati cu o viteza mai mare de 512kb/s 3. Unde va aflati daca intalniti indicatorul de mai jos: a) in apropierea unui bar sau bordel b) in apropierea unei maternitati c) pe un drum alunecos 4. Cum se pedepseste depasirea fara semnalizare: a) cu pedeapsa cu moartea si retinerea permisului de conducere pentru 90 de zile b) cu pedeapsa cu moartea dar fara retinerea pe rmisului de conducere c) cu pedeapsa cu moartea, amenda si inchisoare. 5. Care este ordinea de trecere in intersectia alaturata

REALITATEA.NET - O înregistrare cu Tăriceanu şi Olteanu, postată pe internet, a pus pe jar scena politică românească Liderul PNL Bogdan Olteanu laudă PD-L şi acuză corupţia din PSD şi chiar pe cea din propriul partid într-un clip pe YouTube.La final Tariceanu rosteste o fraza incredibila " Mr.Geoana, i will fuck you"

Pink - Sober (Super Bonne Qualité) Încărcat de Innocence-1992 Clipul in care Pink face dragoste ea cu ea !

Pe astia doi trebuie noi sa-i votam????????

When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad... IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day. AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behaviour. AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work. IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet. AT WORK........You have to share. IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by

London (harder, better, faster, stronger) from David Hubert on Vimeo .

Watching the Leaves Falling from Dmitry Bogolubov on Vimeo .

Men In Film from Philip Scott Johnson on Vimeo .

Women In Film from Philip Scott Johnson on Vimeo .

See more funny videos and Music Videos at Today's Big Thing . I really miss Pop-Up Video. Music videos just aren’t the same without the informative tidbits. Now it’s almost impossible to get the stories behind your favorite videos. For instance, I bet you never knew that Mandy Moore hired robots and gremlins for her video “Candy.” Lucky for us, Pop-Up Video lives on through the magic of the internet.

Daca vrei sa spui lumii despre ce purcei traiesc si se lafaie in parlamentul Romaniei, daca te-ai saturat de cocina celor 322 si ceva de purcei, atunci trebuie sa scapam de ei! La vot, sa le dam una peste bot!

See more funny videos and Funny Videos at Today's Big Thing . Wowwee! This girl has quite the imagination. Her adorably epic story has everything fWinny the Pooh, to a suicidal hippo that doesn't want to go to heaven. If more writers had minds like hers we wouldn't be watching Rocky 6 and early '90s sitcom remakes.

See more funny videos and Entertainment Videos at Today's Big Thing . The Fine Bros spoil the endings to 100 movies in five minutes, including The Usual Suspects, Fight Club and Vanilla Sky. For anyone who loves endings but hates actually watching and enjoying film.

Thanks Alice!

Clipul a fost interzis in state pe motiv ca strica imaginea actritei! :)

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Evident stiti ce-i un SMILEY ! Da, da, semnele alea simpatice, gen :-) => multumire, ;-) => facut cu ochiul, >:-( => suparare, :-( => nemultumire < :-( => mâhnire. Dar stiti ce este un Fundey's ? Câteva exemple (si nici nu-i nevoie sa-ti strâmbi gâtul !) (_!_) Un fund normal.. (__!__) Un fund gras... (!) Un fund slab... (_._) Un fund plat... {_!_} Un fund zbârcit (_o_) Un fund experimentat (_O_) Un fund foarte experimentat (_$_) Un fund prea scump pentru noi (_#_) Un fund care a primit recent suturi (_%_) Hemoroizi ! Mai exista si Sâney's ! Câteva exemple : (o)(o) Sâni normali (+)(+) Sâni siliconati (*)(*) Sâni înfrigurati (.)(.) Sâni cu sfârcuri mici (@)(@) Sâni cu sfârcuri mari

ce-mai-bea-omul A mers 50 de metri cu un testicul in gura Mai aveti ceva de zis?

Thanks Alice!