sex jokes

When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't
remember what I chose.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

There are three stages of sex in a man's life: TriWeekly, Try Weekly,
and Try Weakly.

A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with
the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......

Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men
still sleep with their wives !!!

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